Barbie (2023) really had Barbie say “hey. I know the reason you hurt me is because I hurt you. I’m sorry I hurt you, because you didn’t deserve that. I know you are a better person than this, and you are fully capable of being that person. I can’t change the past, and I don’t think we can be in each other’s lives anymore without hurting each other, but i am sorry and I want you to be happy. I want you to find your identity and love yourself and live.” and then she realizes she’s also talking about herself.
she’s saying “I deserve to live. We both deserve to live.” it is one of the kindest things I have ever seen done to someone and to themselves in any piece of media ever
agitated girl: mike put the camera down
mike: He ha why its a home movey
whyamionlyabletouse32characters:
call me moses. um. call her. um wait. call me moses the way her bush speaks to me
the lady at my boba place immediately hit me with the “hey sweetheart” lemme eat the tapioca pearls out of your hand like a desperate horse while u pet me
character playlists aren’t for songs a character would listen to they are for songs that remind me of the character
“x wouldn’t listen to this” yeah no shit this is for when i want to listen to my shitty songs and think about my favorite little characters
Speak for yourself. I think Rouge the Bat would love my Rouge playlist. Every time I found a smooth jazz, acid jazz, nu jazz, or jazz house song that fit her style, I thought “damn Rouge would love this,” and added them to a playlist, specifically for her to listen to.
Okay. Well Rouge the Bat isn’t real. So I don’t think she’s gonna listen to that.
do you all remember in the early 2010s where people were talking about freeing the nipple and that mixed-gender sports should become a thing and the removal of period tax and all of that and then some people realised that would mean trans people too ans they instantly decided to revert to bioessentialism 101 and now i have to see grating sentences like Well maybe jeopardy should be gender-segregated because males have a biological advantage in pressing a button
“brie larson and lupita nyong’o spotted at taylor swift eras tour talking” brings back SUCH a specific era of wlw celeb conspiracies and i truly feel taken back
so so tired of people acting like it’s taboo/embarrassing/shameful to be attracted to a fat person
i am fat and complete strangers have accused people i’ve dated of being chubby chasers, fat fetishists, or have just generally made rude comments about there being a size difference in the relationship
if you find a fat person attractive you really do not need to preface it with a “hear me out” or “this is so embarrassing, but” in fact. don’t do that with anybody. please do not contribute to this weird attitude surrounding fatness and fat bodies
“This cat saying “well hi!” in a southern accent”
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The caption really doesn’t do it justice.